Nope, this guy wasn’t from Brooklyn. And no, he was nothing like Dan Humphrey. We had a few friends in common. This is always comforting because you figure they probably can’t be a serial killer if you have mutual friends... right?
Without sounding too much like Sex And The City, I just have to share. I’ve decided to give you some examples of the weirdest, craziest dates I’ve endured since moving to the city so that, hopefully, you don’t have to.