It was Halloween, 2018, and I was dressed up as Louise from Bob's Burgers. I went out that night assuming that there was no way any guys would want to talk to some freak wearing pink bunny ears, but I was proven wrong.
Well, friends, the day has finally come that I'm telling a story about a guy that I met organically, and not on the internet!!! I met this guy in college, but we've stayed in touch since graduation...
Nope, this guy wasn’t from Brooklyn. And no, he was nothing like Dan Humphrey. We had a few friends in common. This is always comforting because you figure they probably can’t be a serial killer if you have mutual friends... right?
Without sounding too much like Sex And The City, I just have to share. I’ve decided to give you some examples of the weirdest, craziest dates I’ve endured since moving to the city so that, hopefully, you don’t have to.